Kiss Marry Kill Questions: Athletes
Twenty-five sporting trios where nobody can agree on the criteria. Tennis rivals, Olympic record-breakers, the next generation of football — all drawn from a roster of seventy-three athletes, and all playable. Tap a trio, lock in your kiss, marry, kill, then send it to whoever in the group chat has the loudest opinions.
25 questions · every one playable
#1 · Sports
Coco Gauff, Naomi Osaka or Iga Świątek?
Women's tennis right now, in one bracket. Three Slam winners, three completely different vibes on a changeover.
#2 · Sports
Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal?
The Big Three, twenty years of arguments, still unresolved. Your answer is really about which era raised you.
#3 · Sports
Shohei Ohtani, Virat Kohli or Connor McDavid?
Baseball, cricket and hockey's biggest names in one draw. Somewhere, three entire countries just went quiet.
#4 · Sports
Michael Jordan, LeBron James or Stephen Curry?
The GOAT debate, but with feelings attached. Whatever you pick, somebody's dad is already typing.
#5 · Sports
Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps or Katie Ledecky?
The three most decorated bodies in Olympic history. Between them they've rewritten every record that matters.
#6 · Sports
Ilona Maher, Amanda Nunes or Ronda Rousey?
Rugby and the octagon in the same round. Be polite — every one of them could deadlift the group chat.
#7 · Sports
Mikaela Shiffrin, Lindsey Vonn or Alysa Liu?
Skiing royalty and a world champion on the ice. This trio has spent more time in the cold than you've spent awake.
#8 · Sports
Paige Bueckers, Caitlin Clark or Angel Reese?
The three names that turned the WNBA into appointment television. There is no neutral answer here.
#9 · Sports
Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton or Tiger Woods?
Three athletes who won so much that people started rooting against them. Champions are exhausting.
#10 · Sports
Lamine Yamal, Vinícius Júnior or Jude Bellingham?
Football's next decade in one line-up. Save this question — you'll want to check your answer in 2035.
#11 · Sports
Zlatan Ibrahimović, Cristiano Ronaldo or Neymar?
Three men who have never once doubted themselves. Zlatan does not answer questions like this; Zlatan asks them.
#12 · Sports
Aryna Sabalenka, Maria Sharapova or Emma Raducanu?
The loudest forehand, the loudest grunt, and the fairytale run nobody saw coming.
#13 · Sports
Jutta Leerdam, Eileen Gu or Chloe Kim?
The Winter Olympics' most-followed athletes, all of whom are also somehow full-time celebrities.
#14 · Sports
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, Sha'Carri Richardson or Alysa Liu?
Hurdles, sprints and a triple axel. Three ways to be the fastest person in a room.
#15 · Sports
Simone Biles, Olivia Dunne or Paige Spiranac?
Gymnastics greatness meets the athletes who built an audience off the field entirely.
#16 · Sports
Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes or Aaron Rodgers?
Two rings, one arm, and a whole lot of press conferences. The NFL round for people who don't watch the NFL.
#17 · Sports
Tom Brady, Shaquille O'Neal or Michael Jordan?
Three retirements that each took several attempts. Legends do not go quietly.
#18 · Sports
Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kyrie Irving or Draymond Green?
The nicest man in the NBA and two of its most complicated. Good luck.
#19 · Sports
Alex Morgan, Sydney Leroux or Alisha Lehmann?
Women's football's biggest crossover stars. Every one of them has a highlight reel and a brand deal.
#20 · Sports
Floyd Mayweather, Canelo Álvarez or Mike Tyson?
Fifty-and-zero, the pound-for-pound king, and the most frightening man of the nineties. Keep your hands up.
#21 · Sports
Jon Jones, Conor McGregor or Amanda Nunes?
Three of the greatest to ever fight, and not one of them is known for being quiet about it.
#22 · Sports
Serena Williams, Simone Biles or Megan Rapinoe?
Three athletes who changed their sport and then changed the conversation around it. Choose with respect.
#23 · Sports
Jannik Sinner, Carlos Alcaraz or Novak Djokovic?
The rivalry that's running men's tennis now, plus the man they're both trying to catch.
#24 · Sports
Katie Ledecky, Mikaela Shiffrin or Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone?
Three women who mostly compete against their own world records. The rest of the field is a rounding error.
#25 · Sports
David Beckham, Kylian Mbappé or Erling Haaland?
The icon, the heir and the machine. Three generations of football's biggest poster.
Your questions, answered
- Which sports are on the list?
- Football, tennis, basketball and the WNBA, the NFL, F1, boxing and MMA, athletics, swimming, gymnastics, golf, cricket, baseball, hockey, rugby, cycling and the Winter Olympics — seventy-three athletes in total.
- Are these current athletes or all-time greats?
- Both. Jordan, Tiger and Phelps sit on the same roster as Lamine Yamal, Coco Gauff and Paige Bueckers, so plenty of trios are deliberately unfair across eras.
- How do I know what sport someone plays?
- The subtitle under each name tells you — handy when a trio jumps from speed skating to cricket to the WNBA in one round.
Keep playing
These trios come from the full category rosters — browse one for its complete lineup, or start a fresh random round.