Kiss Marry Kill Questions: Athletes
Twenty-five sporting trios where nobody can agree on the criteria. Tennis rivals, Olympic record-breakers, the next generation of football, all drawn from a roster of seventy-three athletes, and all playable. Tap a trio, lock in your kiss, marry, kill, then send it to whoever in the group chat has the loudest opinions.
25 questions · every one playable
#1 · Sports
Coco Gauff, Naomi Osaka or Iga Świątek?
Women's tennis right now, in one bracket. Three Slam winners, three completely different vibes on a changeover.
#2 · Sports
Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal?
The Big Three, twenty years of arguments, still unresolved. Your answer is really about which era raised you.
#3 · Sports
Shohei Ohtani, Virat Kohli or Connor McDavid?
Baseball, cricket and hockey's biggest names in one draw. Somewhere, three entire countries just went quiet.
#4 · Sports
Michael Jordan, LeBron James or Stephen Curry?
The GOAT debate, but with feelings attached. Whatever you pick, somebody's dad is already typing.
#5 · Sports
Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps or Katie Ledecky?
The three most decorated bodies in Olympic history. Between them they've rewritten every record that matters.
#6 · Sports
Ilona Maher, Amanda Nunes or Ronda Rousey?
Rugby and the octagon in the same round. Be polite. Every one of them could deadlift the group chat.
#7 · Sports
Mikaela Shiffrin, Lindsey Vonn or Alysa Liu?
Skiing royalty and a world champion on the ice. This trio has spent more time in the cold than you've spent awake.
#8 · Sports
Paige Bueckers, Caitlin Clark or Angel Reese?
The three names that turned the WNBA into appointment television. There is no neutral answer here.
#9 · Sports
Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton or Tiger Woods?
Three athletes who won so much that people started rooting against them. Champions are exhausting.
#10 · Sports
Lamine Yamal, Vinícius Júnior or Jude Bellingham?
Football's next decade in one line-up. Save this question. You'll want to check your answer in 2035.
#11 · Sports
Zlatan Ibrahimović, Cristiano Ronaldo or Neymar?
Three men who have never once doubted themselves. Zlatan does not answer questions like this; Zlatan asks them.
#12 · Sports
Aryna Sabalenka, Maria Sharapova or Emma Raducanu?
The loudest forehand, the loudest grunt, and the fairytale run nobody saw coming.
#13 · Sports
Jutta Leerdam, Eileen Gu or Chloe Kim?
The Winter Olympics' most-followed athletes, all of whom are also somehow full-time celebrities.
#14 · Sports
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, Sha'Carri Richardson or Alysa Liu?
Hurdles, sprints and a triple axel. Three ways to be the fastest person in a room.
#15 · Sports
Simone Biles, Olivia Dunne or Paige Spiranac?
Gymnastics greatness meets the athletes who built an audience off the field entirely.
#16 · Sports
Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes or Aaron Rodgers?
Two rings, one arm, and a whole lot of press conferences. The NFL round for people who don't watch the NFL.
#17 · Sports
Tom Brady, Shaquille O'Neal or Michael Jordan?
Three retirements that each took several attempts. Legends do not go quietly.
#18 · Sports
Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kyrie Irving or Draymond Green?
The nicest man in the NBA and two of its most complicated. Good luck.
#19 · Sports
Alex Morgan, Sydney Leroux or Alisha Lehmann?
Women's football's biggest crossover stars. Every one of them has a highlight reel and a brand deal.
#20 · Sports
Floyd Mayweather, Canelo Álvarez or Mike Tyson?
Fifty-and-zero, the pound-for-pound king, and the most frightening man of the nineties. Keep your hands up.
#21 · Sports
Jon Jones, Conor McGregor or Amanda Nunes?
Three of the greatest to ever fight, and not one of them is known for being quiet about it.
#22 · Sports
Serena Williams, Simone Biles or Megan Rapinoe?
Three athletes who changed their sport and then changed the conversation around it. Choose with respect.
#23 · Sports
Jannik Sinner, Carlos Alcaraz or Novak Djokovic?
The rivalry that's running men's tennis now, plus the man they're both trying to catch.
#24 · Sports
Katie Ledecky, Mikaela Shiffrin or Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone?
Three women who mostly compete against their own world records. The rest of the field is a rounding error.
#25 · Sports
David Beckham, Kylian Mbappé or Erling Haaland?
The icon, the heir and the machine. Three generations of football's biggest poster.
Your questions, answered
- Which sports are on the list?
- Football, tennis, basketball and the WNBA, the NFL, F1, boxing and MMA, athletics, swimming, gymnastics, golf, cricket, baseball, hockey, rugby, cycling and the Winter Olympics. Seventy-three athletes in total.
- Are these current athletes or all-time greats?
- Both. Jordan, Tiger and Phelps sit on the same roster as Lamine Yamal, Coco Gauff and Paige Bueckers, so plenty of trios are deliberately unfair across eras.
- How do I know what sport someone plays?
- The subtitle under each name tells you. Handy when a trio jumps from speed skating to cricket to the WNBA in one round.
Keep playing
These trios come from the full category rosters. Browse one for its complete lineup, or start a fresh random round.