Kiss Marry Kill Questions: YouTubers
Twenty-five creator trios from a 40-name roster, built for the group chat that already has opinions about all of them. These are the people your recommended page picked for you, so ranking them is really just grading your own taste. Tap a trio, lock in your kiss, marry, kill, and send it to someone who'll answer honestly.
25 questions · every one playable
#1 · YouTubers
MrBeast, Mark Rober or Zach King?
The three biggest production budgets on the platform. Marry one and every birthday for the rest of your life is genuinely unhinged.
#2 · YouTubers
Airrack, Ryan Trahan or Michelle Khare?
The challenge crew. None of them can be left alone with a free weekend and an idea.
#3 · YouTubers
Markiplier, Jacksepticeye or Kai Cenat?
Three men who scream professionally. Your headphones have been through so much.
#4 · YouTubers
PewDiePie, Casey Neistat or Marques Brownlee?
The king, the filmmaker, and the tech reviewer. Three completely different reasons to have hit subscribe in 2013.
#5 · YouTubers
KSI, IShowSpeed or Cody Ko?
Chaos, chaos, and the man who'd make a video about the other two. Nobody in this round is calm.
#6 · YouTubers
Logan Paul, Danny Gonzalez or Airrack?
One has been the subject of a commentary video, one makes them, one is quietly hoping to avoid both.
#7 · YouTubers
Pokimane, SSSniperWolf or Michelle Khare?
Three women who built careers on camera doing what everyone said wasn't a career. The receipts are in the subscriber count.
#8 · YouTubers
Valkyrae, Jacksepticeye or Zach King?
A ranked grind, a horror playthrough, and a video that bends reality in six seconds. One of them has to go.
#9 · YouTubers
Emma Chamberlain, Zoe Sugg or Chloe Ting?
The aesthetic round. Coffee, cosy vlogs, and the two-week workout you swore you'd finish this time.
#10 · YouTubers
Jenna Marbles, Colleen Ballinger or Rosanna Pansino?
Peak 2013 YouTube in one draw. If you had a laptop and a bedtime back then, this is your childhood on trial.
#11 · YouTubers
Lilly Singh, Hannah Stocking or Liza Koshy?
Sketch queens who all got the call from Hollywood. Kiss, marry, kill the version of comedy that raised you.
#12 · YouTubers
Lele Pons, Brittany Broski or Tana Mongeau?
Three women who cannot be embarrassed. Try it — it doesn't work, and they'll make content out of the attempt.
#13 · YouTubers
Trisha Paytas, Bailey Sarian or Safiya Nygaard?
A podcast confession, a murder case told through eyeliner, and a cursed lipstick made of every shade at once.
#14 · YouTubers
Nikkie de Jager, Bretman Rock or Bailey Sarian?
Beauty, but make it personality. Three people who could do your makeup and your entire therapy session at the same time.
#15 · YouTubers
Rhett McLaughlin, Link Neal or Mark Rober?
The wholesome dads of YouTube. Splitting up Rhett and Link should honestly be a criminal offence.
#16 · YouTubers
MrBeast, KSI or Logan Paul?
Three creators who became companies. Marry one and you're signing something before the honeymoon.
#17 · YouTubers
PewDiePie, Emma Chamberlain or Jenna Marbles?
Three people who stepped back from the thing that made them famous. The healthiest trio on the board, somehow.
#18 · YouTubers
Ryan Trahan, IShowSpeed or Kai Cenat?
The current generation, at full volume. Whatever you pick will be a TikTok by tomorrow.
#19 · YouTubers
Liza Koshy, Lele Pons or Hannah Stocking?
The Vine-to-everything pipeline. Six-second fame turned into three completely different careers.
#20 · YouTubers
Brittany Broski, Trisha Paytas or Colleen Ballinger?
Three women who built a whole persona and then had to live inside it. The bit always wins.
#21 · YouTubers
Tana Mongeau, Safiya Nygaard or Zoe Sugg?
Storytimes, experiments, and cosy Sunday uploads. Three completely different ways to spend an evening on this app.
#22 · YouTubers
Pokimane, Valkyrae or Chloe Ting?
Two streamers and the woman whose ab challenge you started at midnight. All three have more discipline than you.
#23 · YouTubers
James Charles, Cody Ko or Danny Gonzalez?
The beauty world and the two men who'd absolutely make a video about it. Awkward dinner party.
#24 · YouTubers
Casey Neistat, Marques Brownlee or Rosanna Pansino?
A camera, a phone review, and a Mario Kart cake. Three people who make making things look easy.
#25 · YouTubers
SSSniperWolf, Nikkie de Jager or Rhett McLaughlin?
Reactions, a transformation, and breakfast. Three corners of the platform that would never share a video, together at last.
Your questions, answered
- Who's on the YouTubers roster?
- Forty creators, twenty women and twenty men — MrBeast, PewDiePie, KSI and Markiplier next to Emma Chamberlain, Pokimane, the beauty room, the Good Mythical Morning boys and the challenge-vlog crowd.
- Do streamers count as YouTubers here?
- They do. Kai Cenat, Pokimane, Valkyrae and IShowSpeed made their names on stream, but they post everywhere now, so they share a board with the upload-schedule creators.
- Is it fair to include creators who stopped posting?
- The internet never really lets anyone go. Jenna Marbles stepped away years ago and people still talk about her every week, so she's in the pool alongside creators who uploaded this morning.
- Why is this harder than picking between actors?
- Because you chose these people yourself. Nobody handed you a movie star through a marketing campaign — you clicked subscribe, over and over, which makes the kill slot feel weirdly personal.
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