Kiss Marry Kill: YouTubers

KSI, Pokimane, Markiplier. These are the names that live permanently in your subscriptions tab. Play kiss marry kill across gaming channels, beauty rooms, challenge vlogs, and the late-night streams you keep on in the background.

This is the roster your recommended page built. Creators aren't distant the way film stars are: they talk straight into the camera, in a bedroom or a studio kitchen, and after a few hundred videos your brain quietly files them under people you know. That's what makes ranking them funny and slightly cursed at the same time. The pool reaches across every corner of the platform, from tech reviews and makeup tutorials to horror playthroughs, baking and breakfast talk shows, and the line under each name is the channel or scene they belong to.

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The impossible trio

  • KSI
  • Pokimane
  • Markiplier

A boxer-rapper-Sideman, one of streaming's biggest names, and the voice that narrated a decade of jump scares. Three different reasons to keep the tab open, and you only get to keep one of them around.

Who’s in this round

29 people in the YouTubers roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • MrBeastStunts & giveaways
  • PewDiePieGaming & commentary
  • KSISidemen
  • Logan PaulImpaulsive
  • IShowSpeedLive streaming
  • Kai CenatTwitch streaming
  • MarkiplierHorror gaming
  • JacksepticeyeGaming
  • Mark RoberScience stunts
  • Marques BrownleeMKBHD tech reviews
  • Rhett McLaughlinGood Mythical Morning
  • Link NealGood Mythical Morning
  • Ryan TrahanChallenge vlogs
  • Bretman RockBeauty & lifestyle
  • Emma ChamberlainVlogs & coffee
  • Jenna MarblesComedy vlogs
  • Lilly SinghSuperwoman
  • Liza KoshyComedy & acting
  • Lele PonsComedy & music
  • Brittany BroskiThe Broski Report
  • Tana MongeauStorytimes & vlogs
  • Trisha PaytasJust Trish
  • Bailey SarianMurder, Mystery & Makeup
  • Safiya NygaardBeauty experiments
  • Nikkie de JagerNikkieTutorials
  • Rosanna PansinoNerdy Nummies
  • SSSniperWolfGaming & reactions
  • PokimaneStreaming
  • Valkyrae100 Thieves

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the YouTubers category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

YouTubers KMK — your questions

Who counts as a YouTuber in this category?
Anyone whose fame started with a camera and an upload button. That includes live streamers, podcast hosts, and creators who've since moved into music, boxing, or Netflix. The platform is where they were built.
Do collab duos show up in the same trio?
They can. Rhett and Link have hosted breakfast together for over a decade, so drawing both in one round means splitting up a partnership older than some of the fandoms watching it.
Why does this category feel more personal than the others?
Because you chose these people. Nobody was handed a movie star by a marketing campaign. You clicked subscribe yourself, over and over, which makes ranking them feel like grading your own taste.

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