Kiss Marry Kill: Influencers

KSI, Pokimane, Markiplier. Whichever app you open first, these are the faces waiting there. Play kiss marry kill across gaming channels, beauty rooms, challenge vlogs, dance trends, and the late-night streams you keep on in the background.

This is the roster your algorithm built. Influencers aren't distant the way film stars are: they talk straight into the camera from a bedroom or a studio kitchen, and after a few hundred videos your brain quietly files them under people you know. That's what makes ranking them funny and slightly cursed at the same time. Most of the pool came up on YouTube or Twitch, with a few Vine and TikTok graduates mixed in, and it stretches from tech reviews and makeup tutorials to horror playthroughs, baking and breakfast talk shows. The line under each name is the channel or scene they belong to.

The impossible trio

  • KSI
  • Pokimane
  • Markiplier

A boxer-rapper-Sideman, one of streaming's biggest names, and the voice that narrated a decade of jump scares. Three different reasons to keep the tab open, and you only get to keep one of them around.

Who’s in this round

43 people in the Influencers roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • MrBeastStunts & giveaways
  • PewDiePieGaming & commentary
  • KSISidemen
  • Logan PaulImpaulsive
  • IShowSpeedLive streaming
  • Kai CenatTwitch streaming
  • MarkiplierHorror gaming
  • JacksepticeyeGaming
  • Mark RoberScience stunts
  • Marques BrownleeMKBHD tech reviews
  • Rhett McLaughlinGood Mythical Morning
  • Link NealGood Mythical Morning
  • Ryan TrahanChallenge vlogs
  • Bretman RockBeauty & lifestyle
  • Emma ChamberlainVlogs & coffee
  • Jenna MarblesComedy vlogs
  • Lilly SinghSuperwoman
  • Liza KoshyComedy & acting
  • Lele PonsComedy & music
  • Brittany BroskiThe Broski Report
  • Tana MongeauStorytimes & vlogs
  • Bailey SarianMurder, Mystery & Makeup
  • Safiya NygaardBeauty experiments
  • Nikkie de JagerNikkieTutorials
  • Rosanna PansinoNerdy Nummies
  • SSSniperWolfGaming & reactions
  • PokimaneStreaming
  • Valkyrae100 Thieves
  • Casey NeistatDaily vlogs
  • Zach KingMagic edits
  • Cody KoTiny Meat Gang
  • Danny GonzalezCommentary comedy
  • AirrackViral stunts
  • James CharlesBeauty tutorials
  • Colleen BallingerMiranda Sings
  • Michelle KhareChallenge Accepted
  • Chloe TingHome workouts
  • Hannah StockingSketch comedy
  • Zoe SuggZoella
  • Kai TrumpGolf & vlogs
  • Ludwig AhgrenMogul Moves
  • AzzyLandReaction videos
  • Charli D'AmelioDance & TikTok

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Influencers category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind, then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Written Influencers questions

Don’t want a random draw? We’ve written 25 hand-picked KMK trios from this roster — like “MrBeast, Mark Rober or Zach King?”. Every one is playable in a tap.

Influencers KMK — your questions

Who counts as an influencer in this category?
Anyone whose fame started with a camera and a post button rather than a casting call. That covers live streamers, podcast hosts, Vine alumni, a TikTok dancer, and creators who've since moved into music, boxing, or Netflix. The internet is where they were built.
Do collab duos show up in the same trio?
They can. Rhett and Link have hosted breakfast together for over a decade, so drawing both in one round means splitting up a partnership older than some of the fandoms watching it.
Why does this category feel more personal than the others?
Because you chose these people. Nobody was handed a movie star by a marketing campaign. You hit follow yourself, over and over, which makes ranking them feel like grading your own taste.