Kiss Marry Kill: Tech

Bill Gates, Tim Cook, Mira Murati — the people who built your phone, your feed, and the chatbot you procrastinate with. Kiss marry kill your way through the most famous faces in tech.

Tech Titans is the strategy round. Nobody here gets picked on looks — you're weighing which app you couldn't live without, which CEO would actually remember your birthday, and which platform ruined your attention span. It's the one category where 'marry' means stability and 'kill' feels like finally deleting an app you've resented for years.

The impossible trio

  • Bill Gates
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Tim Cook

The elder-statesman round. One built your childhood computer, one delivers your packages by tomorrow, one signs your phone's software updates. Nobody here gets picked on charm — it's pure lifestyle calculation, and the whole table knows it.

Who’s in this round

29 people in the Tech roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Elon MuskTesla / SpaceX / X
  • Bill GatesMicrosoft co-founder
  • Sam AltmanOpenAI
  • Mark ZuckerbergMeta
  • Jeff BezosAmazon
  • Tim CookApple
  • Sundar PichaiAlphabet
  • Satya NadellaMicrosoft
  • Jensen HuangNVIDIA
  • Sheryl Sandbergformer Meta COO
  • Larry PageGoogle co-founder
  • Sergey BrinGoogle co-founder
  • Dario AmodeiAnthropic
  • Daniel EkSpotify
  • Lisa SuAMD
  • Mira Muratiformer OpenAI CTO
  • Marissa Mayerformer Yahoo CEO
  • Fei-Fei LiAI pioneer / Stanford
  • Whitney Wolfe HerdBumble founder
  • Safra CatzOracle CEO
  • Anne Wojcicki23andMe founder
  • Meredith WhittakerSignal Foundation president
  • Elizabeth HolmesTheranos founder
  • Melanie PerkinsCanva founder
  • Gwynne ShotwellSpaceX president
  • Alex KarpPalantir
  • Demis HassabisGoogle DeepMind
  • Reshma SaujaniGirls Who Code founder
  • Frances HaugenFacebook whistleblower

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Tech category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Tech KMK — your questions

Who counts as a tech titan?
Founders and CEOs across software, hardware, and AI — the people deciding what your phone does next. It's about influence, not bank balance.
Do I need to know tech to play this category?
If you've ever used a phone, you know these people better than you think. Every trio comes pre-loaded with opinions you already have.
Are the AI people in here too?
Yes — the faces of today's big AI labs share the pool with the social-media and hardware era, so one trio can span three generations of the internet.