Kiss Marry Kill: Sitcom

John Krasinski, Amy Poehler, Sofía Vergara — the faces of every show you fall asleep to. Play kiss marry kill across The Office, Friends, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and the rest of the rewatch canon.

Sitcom is the coziest category right up until it isn't. These casts feel like people you actually know — you've spent whole seasons of your life with them — so drawing a trio feels less like a game and more like choosing between friends. One round can strand you between a Scranton desk-mate, a Pawnee optimist, and a Nine-Nine detective.

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The impossible trio

  • John Krasinski
  • Jenna Fischer
  • Rainn Wilson

The Dunder Mifflin deadlock. Everyone assumes it plays itself — kiss Jim, marry Pam, kill Dwight — right up until someone marries Dwight 'for the beet farm' and the whole table has to sit with that.

Who’s in this round

61 people in the Sitcom roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Jerry SeinfeldSeinfeld
  • Julia Louis-DreyfusSeinfeld
  • Jason AlexanderSeinfeld
  • Michael RichardsSeinfeld
  • Courteney CoxFriends
  • Lisa KudrowFriends
  • David SchwimmerFriends
  • Matt LeBlancFriends
  • John KrasinskiThe Office
  • Jenna FischerThe Office
  • Rainn WilsonThe Office
  • Angela KinseyThe Office
  • Mindy KalingThe Office
  • Amy PoehlerParks and Recreation
  • Nick OffermanParks and Recreation
  • Adam ScottParks and Recreation
  • Chris PrattParks and Recreation
  • Aziz AnsariParks and Recreation
  • Rashida JonesParks and Recreation
  • Rob LoweParks and Recreation
  • RettaParks and Recreation
  • Andy SambergBrooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Andre BraugherBrooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Terry CrewsBrooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Melissa FumeroBrooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Stephanie BeatrizBrooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Chelsea PerettiBrooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Jim ParsonsThe Big Bang Theory
  • Johnny GaleckiThe Big Bang Theory
  • Kaley CuocoThe Big Bang Theory
  • Simon HelbergThe Big Bang Theory
  • Mayim BialikThe Big Bang Theory
  • Melissa RauchThe Big Bang Theory
  • Sofía VergaraModern Family
  • Eric StonestreetModern Family
  • Jesse Tyler FergusonModern Family
  • Julie BowenModern Family
  • Josh RadnorHow I Met Your Mother
  • Jason SegelHow I Met Your Mother
  • Alyson HanniganHow I Met Your Mother
  • Cobie SmuldersHow I Met Your Mother
  • Thomas MiddleditchSilicon Valley
  • T.J. MillerSilicon Valley
  • Martin StarrSilicon Valley
  • Kumail NanjianiSilicon Valley
  • Zach WoodsSilicon Valley
  • Josh BrenerSilicon Valley
  • Amanda CrewSilicon Valley
  • Matt RossSilicon Valley
  • Gillian JacobsCommunity
  • Alison BrieCommunity
  • Yvette Nicole BrownCommunity
  • Abbi JacobsonBroad City
  • Ilana GlazerBroad City
  • Hannibal BuressBroad City
  • Arturo CastroBroad City
  • Charlie SheenTwo and a Half Men
  • Jon CryerTwo and a Half Men
  • Ashton KutcherTwo and a Half Men
  • Holland TaylorTwo and a Half Men
  • Phoebe Waller-BridgeFleabag

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Sitcom category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Written Sitcom questions

Don’t want a random draw? We’ve written 3 hand-picked KMK trios from this roster into our 30-question Celebrities pack — like “John Krasinski, Adam Scott or Andy Samberg?”. Every one is playable in a tap.

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Sitcom KMK — your questions

Am I choosing the actor or the character?
The actor — though nobody has ever looked at John Krasinski without hearing Jim's voice, so realistically you're choosing both.
Which sitcoms feed the roster?
The rewatch canon — Friends, Seinfeld, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, and more.
What's the meanest Sitcom draw?
Three castmates from one show. Breaking up a TV family you've watched for nine seasons has no clean answer — only damage control.

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