Kiss Marry Kill: Pokemon

Ash, Misty, Cynthia — and yes, Sylveon and friends. The silliest kiss marry kill category we offer, mixing beloved trainers with the Pokémon the fandom treats like celebrities. Play it with people who get it.

Pokémon is the category you pick when the table needs a laugh. Trainers and gym leaders share the pool with fan-favorite Pokémon, and half the game is watching someone draw a trio and immediately start explaining themselves. It's chaotic, it's a little cursed, and it's reliably the funniest round of the night.

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The impossible trio

  • Ash Ketchum
  • Dawn
  • Lillie

Ash finally sits in the hot seat instead of judging from the sidelines, flanked by two of the series' most beloved companions. An all-human, all-wholesome trio — by this category's standards, practically a palate cleanser.

Who’s in this round

24 people in the Pokemon roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • MistyOriginal series companion
  • EeveeEvolution Pokemon
  • JigglypuffOriginal 151 diva
  • GardevoirPsychic/Fairy fan favorite
  • SylveonFairy-type Eeveelution
  • DawnSinnoh Coordinator
  • SerenaKalos companion
  • CynthiaSinnoh Champion
  • LillieSun/Moon protagonist
  • LopunnyRabbit Pokemon
  • MiloticTender Pokemon
  • MeloettaMythical melody Pokemon
  • PikachuFranchise mascot
  • CharizardKanto starter final form
  • MewtwoGenetic Pokemon
  • GengarShadow Pokemon
  • Ash KetchumOriginal anime protagonist
  • LucarioAura Pokemon
  • GreninjaNinja Pokemon
  • Eevee (male)Evolution Pokemon
  • SnorlaxSleeping Pokemon
  • RedOriginal game protagonist
  • NTeam Plasma king
  • BlazikenHoenn starter final form

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Pokemon category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Pokemon KMK — your questions

Why are actual Pokémon in the pool?
The internet decided certain Pokémon belong here a long time ago, and the ensuing argument is the whole point. Embrace it or draw again.
Is this category meant to be taken seriously?
About half. It's the goofiest board we have — best played with friends who won't screenshot your answer. (They will.)
Can I stick to trainers only?
There's no humans-only switch — the gender pool applies, but trainers and Pokémon share one draw. The trio you get is the trio you play.

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