Kiss Marry Kill: Pokemon

Cynthia, N, Pikachu, Lucario. The silliest kiss marry kill category we offer, mixing champions and self-appointed kings with the Pokémon the fandom treats like celebrities. Play it with people who get it.

Pokémon is the category you pick when the table needs a laugh. The humans on this roster are wildly outnumbered, and half the game is watching someone draw a trio and immediately start explaining themselves. It's chaotic, it's a little cursed, and it's reliably the funniest round of the night.

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The impossible trio

  • N
  • Lucario
  • Pikachu

N spent an entire game campaigning to free Pokémon from human company, and here he is sharing a round with two of them. Whatever you pick, he has notes.

Who’s in this round

24 people in the Pokemon roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • EeveeEvolution Pokemon
  • JigglypuffOriginal 151 diva
  • GardevoirPsychic/Fairy fan favorite
  • SylveonFairy-type Eeveelution
  • CynthiaSinnoh Champion
  • LopunnyRabbit Pokemon
  • MiloticTender Pokemon
  • MeloettaMythical melody Pokemon
  • PikachuFranchise mascot
  • CharizardKanto starter final form
  • MewtwoGenetic Pokemon
  • GengarShadow Pokemon
  • LucarioAura Pokemon
  • GreninjaNinja Pokemon
  • Eevee (male)Evolution Pokemon
  • SnorlaxSleeping Pokemon
  • NTeam Plasma king
  • BlazikenHoenn starter final form
  • NinetalesFox Pokemon
  • PrimarinaSoloist Pokemon
  • RoseradeBouquet Pokemon
  • TsareenaFruit Pokemon
  • GarchompCynthia's signature ace
  • IncineroarHeel Pokemon

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Pokemon category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind, then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Pokemon KMK — your questions

Why are actual Pokémon in the pool?
The internet decided certain Pokémon belong here a long time ago, and the ensuing argument is the whole point. Embrace it or draw again.
Is this category meant to be taken seriously?
About half. It's the goofiest board we have, best played with friends who won't screenshot your answer. (They will.)
Can I stick to trainers only?
There's no humans-only switch. The gender pool applies, but trainers and Pokémon share one draw. The trio you get is the trio you play.

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