Kiss Marry Kill: Politics

From Obama to Ardern to Zelensky — play kiss marry kill with the people running the world. For everyone who watches the news with opinions, or just wants civics class to get a little chaotic.

World Leaders turns current events into a party game. Every trio is a tiny diplomacy test — presidents next to prime ministers, current leaders next to recent ones — and whatever you choose, you'll be defending it like it's a debate-club final. It's the category where actually knowing your geography finally pays off.

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The impossible trio

  • Jacinda Ardern
  • Sanna Marin
  • Volodymyr Zelensky

The bracket of leaders the internet actually likes, which is exactly what makes it a minefield. The empathy icon, the coolest prime minister of her generation, and the wartime communicator — kill any of them and you'll be explaining yourself for the rest of the night.

Who’s in this round

38 people in the Politics roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Barack Obama44th US President
  • Angela Merkelformer German Chancellor
  • Justin Trudeauformer Canadian PM
  • Jacinda Ardernformer NZ PM
  • Volodymyr ZelenskyUkrainian President
  • Emmanuel MacronFrench President
  • Joe Biden46th US President
  • Kamala Harrisformer US VP
  • Rishi Sunakformer UK PM
  • Olaf ScholzGerman Chancellor
  • Pedro SanchezSpanish PM
  • Giorgia MeloniItalian PM
  • Lula da SilvaBrazilian President
  • Narendra ModiIndian PM
  • Ursula von der LeyenEU Commission President
  • Sanna Marinformer Finnish PM
  • Christine LagardeECB President
  • Claudia SheinbaumMexican President
  • Kaja KallasEU foreign policy chief
  • Donald Trump47th US President
  • Nancy PelosiUS Representative (CA)
  • Alexandria Ocasio-CortezUS Representative (NY)
  • Elizabeth WarrenUS Senator (MA)
  • Marjorie Taylor GreeneUS Representative (GA)
  • Gavin NewsomCalifornia Governor
  • Keir StarmerUK PM
  • Boris Johnsonformer UK PM
  • Theresa Mayformer UK PM
  • Nigel FarageReform UK leader
  • Mark CarneyCanadian PM
  • Mark RutteNATO Secretary General
  • Mette FrederiksenDanish PM
  • Marine Le PenFrench RN leader
  • Sanae TakaichiJapanese PM
  • Benjamin NetanyahuIsraeli PM
  • Javier MileiArgentine President
  • Jair Bolsonaroformer Brazilian President
  • Delcy RodríguezVenezuelan VP

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Politics category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Politics KMK — your questions

Do I need to follow politics to play?
Not really — the roster leans on leaders with global name recognition, so most trios arrive with opinions you didn't know you had.
Is it okay to play kiss marry kill with politicians?
It's a lighthearted party game, not a voting guide. If ranking heads of state isn't your thing, there are eleven other categories on the start screen.
Is it all one country's politicians?
No — the pool spans the Americas, Europe, and beyond, leaning toward leaders people recognize across borders.

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