Kiss Marry Kill: Politics

From Obama to Merkel to Zelensky — play kiss marry kill with the people running the world. A category for the politically curious, the geopolitically obsessed, and anyone who's ever had a strong opinion about a head of state.

World Leaders is the category for people who read the news for fun. Every trio is a small geopolitics quiz disguised as a party game — heads of state past and present, from landslide-winning presidents to coalition-built prime ministers, all reduced to three buttons and a decision you'll have to defend.

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The impossible trio

  • Barack Obama
  • Justin Trudeau
  • Emmanuel Macron

The 'charismatic head of state' bracket, and a genuine deadlock. Each one has a fan base ready to defend them — so whatever you pick, someone at the table is now arguing policy at you.

Who’s in this round

38 people in the Politics roster. Three are drawn at random each round.

  • Barack Obama44th US President
  • Angela Merkelformer German Chancellor
  • Justin Trudeauformer Canadian PM
  • Jacinda Ardernformer NZ PM
  • Volodymyr ZelenskyUkrainian President
  • Emmanuel MacronFrench President
  • Joe Biden46th US President
  • Kamala Harrisformer US VP
  • Rishi Sunakformer UK PM
  • Olaf ScholzGerman Chancellor
  • Pedro SanchezSpanish PM
  • Giorgia MeloniItalian PM
  • Lula da SilvaBrazilian President
  • Narendra ModiIndian PM
  • Ursula von der LeyenEU Commission President
  • Sanna Marinformer Finnish PM
  • Christine LagardeECB President
  • Claudia SheinbaumMexican President
  • Kaja KallasEU foreign policy chief
  • Donald Trump47th US President
  • Nancy PelosiUS Representative (CA)
  • Alexandria Ocasio-CortezUS Representative (NY)
  • Elizabeth WarrenUS Senator (MA)
  • Marjorie Taylor GreeneUS Representative (GA)
  • Gavin NewsomCalifornia Governor
  • Keir StarmerUK PM
  • Boris Johnsonformer UK PM
  • Theresa Mayformer UK PM
  • Nigel FarageReform UK leader
  • Mark CarneyCanadian PM
  • Mark RutteNATO Secretary General
  • Mette FrederiksenDanish PM
  • Marine Le PenFrench RN leader
  • Sanae TakaichiJapanese PM
  • Benjamin NetanyahuIsraeli PM
  • Javier MileiArgentine President
  • Jair Bolsonaroformer Brazilian President
  • Delcy RodríguezVenezuelan VP

How to play

  1. Pick a gender pool and the Politics category.
  2. Three names from the roster appear. Decide who you’d kiss, marry, and kill.
  3. Share the round with a friend. They make their picks blind — then you both see who agreed and who’s judging.

Politics KMK — your questions

Are these only current leaders?
A mix of current and recent — some still in office, some out. Name recognition matters more than the calendar here.
Isn't playing KMK with politicians a bit much?
It's a lighthearted party game, not a political statement. If a category isn't your thing, the start screen has eight others.
Are leaders from every region included?
The roster spans the Americas, Europe, and beyond, though it skews toward heads of state with high international name recognition.

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